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olitwist:

fstw:

amoyed:

fstw:

amoyed:

fstw:

amoyed:

I wanna fuck so many of you

Nice nice but I wanna eat this turkey bacon BLT

what the fuck is a blt

Do you not have Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwiches in the UK….

if we did we’d just call it a “bacon lettuce tomato sandwich”

So you guys don’t have abbreviations either? Laugh Out Loud…..

where the fuck does this guy live? a rural village in the north of Scotland? Of course we have blts christ

How I feel about my post-graduation plans

whatshouldwecallme:

Freshman year:

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Sophomore year:

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Senior year: 

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rhubabe:

not drunk, just a mom who loves her mom

rhubabe:

not drunk, just a mom who loves her mom

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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