I wanna fuck so many of you
Nice nice but I wanna eat this turkey bacon BLT
what the fuck is a blt
Do you not have Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwiches in the UK….
if we did we’d just call it a “bacon lettuce tomato sandwich”
So you guys don’t have abbreviations either? Laugh Out Loud…..
where the fuck does this guy live? a rural village in the north of Scotland? Of course we have blts christ
not drunk, just a mom who loves her mom
British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”
American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”
When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage